Ten Great Things About Gemini's

My belated birthday wishes to one of my favorite signs!

1. They can walk, text, chew gum, do a job search, and look up their entire family on ancestry.com all at the same time.
   
2. Their fascination for all things superficial make them big fans of plastic surgery.
3. They can talk their way out of or into any situation that will get them where they want to go.
4. They don't understand why bigamy should be illegal.
5. They think of graffiti as a normal form of expression.
6. They all believe there is no such thing as too many nail salons.
7. Bi-lingual
8. Can sell more cars than the eleven other signs.
9. Consider lying a form of creative expression.
10. They will never get bored watching an ant farm