Perhaps this list will help you get through the next couple of days:
- Find something to worry about even if there is nothing to worry about.
- Buy a three piece suit.
- Correct everybody's grammar.
- Draw the curtains to keep the sunshine out.
- Visit a local cemetery.
- Get a bone density test.
- Boss your significant other around.
- Bask in the fact that you ARE always right.
- Give thanks for the military, local police, traffic lights and the law.
- Brush up on your parenting skills and watch a few episodes of the Super Nanny
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