The Synastry of a Train Wreck

The art of comparing the horoscopes of two people is called Synastry. Yesterday's Charlie Sheen blog got me to thinking what it would be like to play a true or false game that might give us some insight into the chemistry of this now very divorced couple. If you are right you will hear the poetry of Elizabeth Barrett Browning ...if you are wrong you'll know it.

Denise Richard's Moon conjuncting Charlie's Neptune would tend to:
a) Enable Charlie to pull the wool over Denise's eyes.
b) Resist Charlie's charms.

Denise's Mars squaring Charlie's Sun would tend to:
a) Piss Charlie off
b) Have a calming effect on Charlie

Denise's Mars squaring Charlie's Uranus would tend to:
a) Piss Charlie off
b) Have a calming effect on Charlie

Denise's Mars squaring Charlie's Pluto would tend to:
a) Piss Charlie off
b) Have a calming effect on Charlie

Charlies' Saturn squaring Denise's Mars would tend to:
a) Make Denise feel free as a bird.
b) Make Denise get tired of Charlie saying no.

Denise's Uranus on Charlie's Venus would tend to:
a) Turn Charlie on faster than you can say "wham bam thank you maam"
b) Engender long term affections.

Looked like a marriage made in heaven to me.