Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Ten things to do when the Moon is in Taurus:
  1. Refuse to lend anybody money.
  2. Indulge in every food group on the Department of Health and Human Services "do not eat" list.
  3. Stick to your guns... even if you are wrong.
  4. Call all of your family members again and again and again.
  5. Wonder why all of a sudden you understand mud wrestling's appeal.
  6. Fantasize about doing it for money.
  7. Invite your trainer to dinner... you could get lucky.
  8. Get in a rut.
  9. Get a massage
  10. Figure out why you have been accused of being possessive.

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