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Showing posts with label scorpio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scorpio. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

ARE YOU PART SCORPIO?

Call me crazy. I like Scorpios. I was born with a Scorpio Venus so I can appreciate their intensity. I have two Scorpio siblings which can be astrologically proven by my Tony Sopranolike Pluto sitting next to a tough cigar smoking Mars in my third house. And yes, I am not proud to admit that I can swear with the best of them especially when someone cuts my car off in traffic during rush hour.

I understand why Scorpios can drive all the eleven other signs of the zodiac crazy. I've given enough astrology lectures to know that sign number eight is not exactly the most popular member of the twelve tribes and I've had enough! This Scorpio Bashing must end! I mean have some compassion. How easy is it to go through life with a scorpion as your astrological symbol? No more audience flinching and wincing when I get to the S word. It's time to make it understood that each one of us have inherited the Scorpio gene and it's living right inside of us lurking behind a lamppost somewhere in your horoscope.

Yes you can be part Scorpio, just like you can be part German, Irish, Brazilian or Italian. Your Scorpioness can be found where ever Pluto is located in your natal chart.

Pluto exists so that we can maintain control over our lives. If we didn't have a Pluto we would all be doormats and married to Darth Vader or worse...one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Scorpios just do the control thing better than the rest of us because if you are a Scorpio you are the real deal. Scorpios were born with their hands on the controls. Everybody else takes turns.

I attended an astrology research project in which twelve people born under the sign of Scorpio were interviewed in order to find the common thread that existed among them. For an astrologer the information obtained from this project was like winning the astrology lottery. It enabled me to gain a deeper understanding of my two siblings that I otherwise might have overlooked. I believe that astrology is one of the best ways to help do the same for others signs as well.

In order to truly understand a Scorpio it is important to remember that the biggest fear for people born under this sign is fear of abandonment. That is why the urge to maintain control is so strong for Scorpios. Imagine what courage it took for people born under this powerful sign to expose themselves for the sake of the "project" to help others understand them.

Here is a sampling of their quotes:

"Don't feel comfortable in new situations."

A Scorpio sympathizer like me understands and appreciates how divulging such a candid and truthful response from this very secretive sign could result in allowing enemy access...a fate worse than death. If everybody knows what makes them tick they can be overthrown by the enemy.

"Don't like being laughed at."

Who does? But remember Scorpio is the second most paranoid sign of the zodiac, and the first is Taurus. Based on this observation as well as the input from Scorpio's themselves we can assume that all Scorpio's would have difficulty understanding the difference between "laughing with you" or "laughing at you" thereby resulting in a feeling of paranoia.

"Don't trust people."

Scorpio is the most committed sign of the zodiac. When Scorpio's commit to anything it's for the long haul. If they say they are going to come to your wedding you can rest assured only death will stop them from attending. In fact this sign is so closely linked to death that anything they commit to is done to death. How many threadbare carpets were caused by an overzealous Scorpio with a vacuum? So you think a Leo can party? Think again and clear the dance floor. Once a Scorpio decides to party it will be an all nighter. How many other signs of the zodiac will rise to the occasion like this? Is it any wonder Scorpios find themselves time and again disappointed by the uncommitted.

So when you succumb to the urge to talk about Scorpio's behind their back just stop and think about what it would feel like being in a Scorpion's shoes. And if someday you feel like you are being held hostage by your Scorpio lover remember it's only because he or she loves you and doesn't want you to leave...ever. And remember again that it's perfectly normal in a relationship with a Scorpio to be called thirty times a day.

Lastly, when Scorpios tell you they're not jealous...they're lying!

Friday, June 5, 2009

CAN YOU GUESS THEIR SIGNS?

The one common denominator for these three celebs is the CNN Television Network. Take the multiple choice quiz and see if you can guess their astrological signs.

You will know when your answer is wrong if a link delivers you to the Amazing Kreskin. A right answer will give you the correct celebrity's sun sign.


Anderson Cooper is a:
(a) Scorpio
(b) Virgo
(c) Gemini


Larry King is a:
(a) Scorpio
(b) Capricorn
(c) Aries


Kathy Griffin is a:
(a) Aries
(b) Libra
(c) Scorpio

Have a great weekend and I'll see you back at the Ten Minute Astrologer on Monday!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

MOON IN SCORPIO TODAY



The Moon is in Scorpio today and even if you don't sufferer from OCD you will experience what it is like for at least the next day or so.

Here some possible manifestations:

  • You can't concentrate on what your boss has to say because he appears to be growing one rogue eyebrow hair longer than the wall of China.
  • You find yourself counting each and every number of breaths your fiance makes.
  • You find yourself counting each and every number of breaths you make.
  • Its 5AM and you've just finished putting every can in your kitchen pantry in alphabetical order.
  • You never realized until today how many germs live on an elevator button.
If you were born with the Moon is Scorpio you guys get it. For those of you who were not, after today you will have learned to have some compassion for this much maligned sign.

The Moon will be making a square to Jupiter and Neptune so the intensity will be increased. For those of you with a sweet tooth or any other type of habit don't waste your time dieting or going to rehab until it leaves around Midnight at 4:23AM Saturday.

Appetites will soar as restaurants experience a spike in business caused by the insatiable Scorpio Moon hovering overhead. This Lunar placement will be making everybody feeling pretty sexy especially with indulgent Jupiter and escapist Neptune hanging around. Add sweet talking Mercury to the mix for a rising decibel level and let the party begin!