SCORPIO: THE LAST SIGN STANDING

No sign is more idealistic, loyal, commitment oriented and obsessive than a Scorpio.  Are you single and looking for a lifetime partner; one who you can trust to stick with you through thick and thin?  Try dating a Scorpio.  Once this sign thinks you are the one, you'll become like a tattoo on their brain or gum on your shoe or whatever analogy you appreciate more. Their specialty is obsessing; whether its choosing a vacation spot, home decor or just meeting for dinner, Scorpios fixate on things and people that are important to them like a stalker does its prey.   So if this is your idea of relationship bliss, please be my guest.  Just giving you a heads up before you decide to become the proverbial ball and chain . But I jest...certainly there are terrific Scorpio's out there someplace whose endearing qualities make you feel like your prayers have been answered.

Don't worry about finances your Scorpio will take control of them for you; they specialize in keeping their hands in everybody else's pockets.  That's why some of them choose professions like law where they specialize in wills and estates. Where some people would shy away from careers that are associated with death, Scorpio's are often the exception rather than the rule.  Any Scorpio worth his salt knows that there's good money in funeral homes, embalming and forensics.   Their ability to get to the bottom of things also make them excellent detectives. Nothing gives them a sense  of satisfaction like tracking down a murder suspect. Scorpio's ruling planet Pluto, is associated with the opening at the end of the alimentary canal.  In case you didn't know this there is a ton of money to be made in the field of gastroenterology.  How do I know this?  Because My primary doctor told me so.  Let's not forget, Pluto rules mega money. 

Now before you think that I'm not being flattering to Scorpio's, remember this sign has been blessed with immeasurable intensity of purpose as well as a capacity to be there for you through thick and thin.  Just when everyone decides to abandon you, the last sign standing, probably at your deathbed will be the 8th sign of the zodiac.