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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Brad and Angelina Astrology

Just when I thought I had just about enough of bad celebrity Synastry, the Brad and Angelina gossip is heating up faster than a microwave. Of course after hearing more gossip I got real curious, especially since the National Enquirer won't leave the story alone. Once they get on to a scoop they're' like a dog with a bone. They never let go.

According to Astrotheme.com Angelina Jolie was born on June 4th, 1975 at 9:09 AM in Los Angeles, California. Brad Pitt was born on December 18th, 1963 at 6:31AM in Shawnee, Oklahoma.I am a real romantic so when it comes to relationships I'm always rooting for happily ever after. In the case of Angie and Brad I'm not sure if it is possible.

As time is precious, I am only using planet to planet aspects because I actually have a life and lots to do, so the the true or false quiz below is all I am offering today...besides given the amount of incompatibility between these two I think it's more than enough.

You will know if you are right when you see Brad and Angelina paparazzi shots at the 2008 SAG awards. You will know if you are wrong when you see a Jennifer Aniston serenading Ellen.

1. Angelina's Sun is squared by Brad's Pluto. This aspect would make Brad think that his way is the right way and knows better than Angelina about most things.
a) True
b) False

2. Angelina's Moon is squared by Brad's Mars causing Angelina's feelings to be hurt.
a) True
b) False

3. Angelina' Mercury is squared by Brad's Pluto making Angelina feel his intellectual equal.
a) True
b) False

4. Both Angelina and Brad have exactly the same tastes as indicated by their opposing Venus's
a) True
b) False

5. Brad's Mars and and Angelina's Mars oppose each other. This aspect can be the cause of much head butting.
a) True
b) False

6. Angelina's Saturn opposing Brad's Venus makes Brad feel happy and appreciated.
a) True
b) False

7. Brad's Uranus squares Angelina's Sun making her feel included, cozy and intimate.
a) True
b) False

8. Angelina's Uranus squaring Brad's Venus makes him feel included cozy and intimate.
a) True
b) False

9. In this astrologer's opinion living with Brad and Angelina would make anybody head for the hills.
a) True
b) False

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