TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN THE MOON IS IN CANCER

1. Adopt a pet rock.
2. Sit in a corner and brood.
3. Crochet an afghan
4. Spend the entire day at Bed Bath and Beyond
5. Go on that emotional overeating seminar.
6. Don't reach for the check.
7. Buy numerous unnecessary items on sale and stuff them in your already overcrowded closet.
8. Blame your mood on the phase of the moon.
9. Pick up the phone and call your mother.
10. Avoid any and all confrontations.