All ABOARD.....SUN IS LEAVING TAURUS

If you are celebrating a birthday today, it looks like you will still have to patient and wait until January 2012 before you are able to get a grip on what you want to do with your life because the effects of Neptune are still hanging around. Neptune is the planet that rules imagination, poetry, music and inspiration. Sounds real artsy right? Practical....no. If you were born after the fifteenth just be patient and enjoy the meditating classes, guitar lessons and studying the Cabala because you will be cooking with...excuse the expression...gas... before you know it.

This transit is like the monthly Moon in Pisces visit only way way longer.

Cheer up because the anesthetic effects of Neptune will eventually war off leaving you bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to accept an offer for that long anticipated dream job.

THOSE UNRELENTING PLUTO TRANSITS

If you were born under the signs of Aries, Cancer, Libra or Capricorn and you have been feeling like this blame it on Pluto.

When planets transit your horoscope it's sort of like having different relatives coming to your house for a visit and depending on the rate of motion of the planet, the visits can range from a few days all the way up to a few years.

Each planet has a different kind of personality and that personality is determined by the nature of the planet involved. Some of these planets like Venus are fun transits because Venus is all about love and peace and harmony. Venus transits can be as insignificant as a one night stand or as delightful as love at first sight.

Now by contrast Pluto is one of those planets that makes you feel like your celestial visitor has a personality disorder like the Soup Nazi and not even Judge Judy can help you evict him.

The good news about Pluto transits, like all transits is that eventually they do leave. You will know when Pluto is packing his bags just around the time that you start thinking you can't stand it any longer. It'll be around the time that you're just about ready to give the place away lock stock and barrel just to be done with him.

So if your sun sign is between zero and three degrees of Aries, Cancer, Libra or Capricorn don't expect those little Lego militants to release you just yet.