PLUTO IN CAPRICORN: WILL IT EVER END?

All you Caps probably feel like you've been serving time ever since Pluto entered Capricorn back in January 2008. Caps born after January 2nd should be able to breath a sigh of relief. About now you're able to count your losses and start all over again.  Those of you born around the 3rd through the 9th should finally see a light at the end of the tunnel by December 2017.  

Pluto will stay in the sign until November 2024 so those of you born after the 18th of January will have to learn that there are just some things you just can't control. Surrendering isn't always a bad thing, after all it can save your life.

Here are some signals that Pluto is close by:  Your business hasn't made a profit for years but you keep kicking a dead horse. You and your spouse are living separate lives.    Your boyfriend still hasn't put the ring on your finger and its been ten years.  Your house is too big, too expensive, too run down. All of a sudden the face in the mirror looks exactly like your mother's and you keep googling plastic surgeons.  Your kid's heads are full of lice, there are mice in the walls, fleas on your dog and your plumber is stalking you.  

With all the above you're probably wondering how you'll get out alive.  You will.  Just when you think you can't take it anymore and decide to promise God and the universe you will do anything you're asked to be let off the hook Pluto will finally unhook you, but only when you really really mean it.  Sure you'll feel exhausted, battered and bloodied and minus a few bucks but you'll be well on your way to someplace better than where you were.