HOW TO PASS THE TIME WHEN THE MOON IS IN GEMINI
- Change your mind again...and again...and again.
- Use that mani-pedi 5% off coupon you found on the bottom of your purse yesterday
- Stop fantasizing about what what it would be like to be single again.
- Subscribe to yet another how-to podcast.
- Sit on your hands and keep them out of your mouth or any other orifice of your choice.
- Do a Face book search on your old girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Put on your disgustingly expensive new Nike's and go for a run.
- Try and remember what little white lie you told her last night.
- Buy some more sale books on Amazon.
- Get your teeth whitened.
2 comments:
"Stop fantasizing about what what it would be like to be single again."
Oooh I am so busted on this one. lol I wish I had got this b4 now maybe you could have stopped me.
I'm a Gemini Rising I hear ya!
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